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The 2013 sex survey (Part 2)

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Tell us about your favourite sexual position
  • doggy style – quickest way to orgasm
  • I love pushing her flat against the wall while I fuck her from behind.
  • Giving: missionary with her legs up, showing off her heels. Playing catcher: dressed femme, on my hands and knees, taking it from behind, watching in the mirror
  • Doggystyle. Because I love asses, more specifically my partner's AZZZZZ.
  • Cowgirl on top. :)
  • Being on top. Leg above his shoulder. Go!
  • Missionary. I love being face to face.
  • Doggy, it has everything an ass-man likes.
  • Good old missionary
  • The time bomb is amazing because it involves a lot of movement while being a little bit precarious depending on how good the chair is. Plus, I can easily get all up in dem boucin' titties.
  • I really and truly love missionary.
  • I really love doggy style. I'm an ass man so it's a great view and it's comfortable.
  • girl is on the side, I am on top, looks like scissoring. I get deeper penetration and have access to girl's entire body.
  • Missionary
  • Don't know yet.
  • woman on top, I love watching the guy go crazy, and I love teasing
  • why have a favorite? Stop Discrimination
  • Many, providing its not so elaborate that you need to plan it to death. Spontaneity please!
  • I love being on top, because I love watching his face when he's watching me.
  • I love bottoming while he's fucking me missionary up the ass and my ankles are hooked around his back. Also, it's great when I'm on my knees in the shower and he pisses on my chest.
  • Legs up in the air. Sometimes sideways
  • me standing,,, her on her knees in front of me,,,,
  • WOOF WOOF
  • Doggie…
  • 69 !
  • Face to face on your side legs wrap up together and full penetration.
  • Face down ass up
  • i cant pick a favorite i throw in atleast 10 positions per sexual encounter. but if i had to pick id say doggy style
  • All of them. Everyone has a good advantage. And it dependes on the day as well. There are days wwhen you are dominant, so doggy will fit. But others you just want more contact, hugs, kiss. Also, when the sex is good, it doesn't matter the position.
  • woof, woof. Love the sight of that ass in the air.
  • Well, I've just googled what I'm thinking of and apparently it's called “The Seated Ball”. And, hey, as boring as it is to say, missionary can be amazing.

 

What’s the best song to put on during sex?
  • The XXX- Intro
  • Ministry's version of lay lady lay
  • electronica
  • Death in June
  • Anything with a fun beat.
  • i don't pay attention to the music
  • I prefer no music.
  • Code Blue by TSOL
  • Anything by neelix
  • Sweet Dreams – Marilyn Manson
  • Ke$ha – Cannibal
  • Closer by Nine inch Nails
  • Birds 2 by Weeknd
  • Anything by Elton John
  • and one- liebe
  • Depends on the person &/or mood.
  • this is really old – but anything by enigma or Slave to Love by Roxxy Music
  • Something with a really dirty beat
  • I, Zimbra by Talking Heads.
  • no particular song, but the “cool and sexy” songza playlist… all of it
  • None! I don't like music in bed anymore, it's too linear.
  • Anything. Maybe I'm just not that fussy. But I do like something slower. Cuz you can always be faster than the music.
  • Eye of the tiger.
  • Bück Dich by Rammstein. More generally almost everything by Rammstein.
  • Songza….Search “Making Out”…There is something for everyone….
  • anything soulful (hahaha)
  • Marvin Gay Al Green
  • tear you apart by she wants revenge
  • Sam Cooke is the new Marvin Gaye
  • Song? What? Who'll listen to songs? Aaahuahua. Any good rock for me
  • When a man loves a woman, Percy Sledge
  • I'm not sure, but there was lots of Bowie the last time.

 

How do you know when a date won’t be ending in sex?
  • when i wear my granny panties , or spanx
  • when its the first date or when you aren't attracted to them
  • Donno
  • I try not to assume, in general.
  • When there is too much work chatter. Or they fall asleep.
  • When it's the first date.
  • The triad of yuck: is he fat, bald, or short? I can look past one, but two is too many.
  • No chemistry
  • If you're getting absolutely no laughs, blushes, or lean-ins.
  • When she closes the door.
  • No touching
  • When there is a disagreement about something
  • Generally if the person turns out to be a jerk, there won't be sex at all.
  • when the guy won't make eye contact
  • When she meets me for the first time.
  • Would'nt date them. Why waste each others time.
  • If the guy is an ass or too full of himself, even if he's extremely sexy. Humility and sense of humour are way sexier than physical attractiveness.
  • I'd rather know when a date IS ending with sex.
  • When he says he doesn't really read books.
  • Oh. You just know
  • when i don't want it to end in sex. Im a woman with boobs, generally its a yes.
  • No chemistry/I'm not in the mood/she is obviously not in the mood
  • When there is a total lack of chemistry
  • if the feeling ain't there. ya know, the 'feeling'?
  • Just know by body language
  • theres no one way to tell. it all depends on what type of girl she is. besides, the date should be more important. if she sleeps with you on the first date, chances are she does that with a lot of guys. in my experience all the quality girls have made me wait for sex
  • Bad breath; if he talks about his mother obsessively
  • When the girl doesn't correspond to my “touch” attempts
  • When she keeps looking at her watch or texting during dinner.
  • If he can't make me laugh.

 

What do you want to do sexually before you die?
  • Unprotected sex without any risks
  • It's not position, but i would love to sleep with a particular individual that i've had a crush on since i was 13 .
  • have a three some
  • Threesome, with either me and another guy and a girl, or 2 girls. Doesn't matter.
  • Threesome or more.
  • bondage
  • Threesome
  • Cum hands-free just from being fucked.
  • Go streaking. Is that sexual? I'm not sure that counts.
  • Everything! Huge orgies
  • YES!
  • A huge sweaty sex party.
  • Extreme BDSM … more the vampire aspect
  • Peg a guy.
  • Have sex with as many women as possible in a single weekend. A train of women into my bed.
  • An orgy where everything is fair game, but it has to be safe
  • fuck a dude
  • I want to be the best partner she has ever had… and there have been a few before me.
  • Have sex.
  • have sex with a black guy :)
  • Have sex with Juliet Anderson
  • Not become jaded about sex. Keep it fresh & above all else, FUN!
  • fisting – did I mention that before?
  • I would love a threesome
  • Sex under the stars. Orgasm vaginally. Have a G-spot orgasm.
  • Get fucked bareback by a group of jocks in a locker room.
  • I would like to have sex in a public place
  • find my sex soulmate.
  • Have lots more of it
  • Fuck a porn star
  • Try something kinky
  • enjoy penetrative sex more
  • The two girls downstairs
  • Errything
  • sex while parachuting
  • “Golden showers fill your thighs / smiles awake you when you rise”
  • More role play in several topics
  • I want someone to get off on watching me have sex with someone else.

 

Where’s the most interesting place you’ve had sex?
  • An office
  • on my apt. deck in broad dy with busy traffic going by
  • In a foreign country, under a dock in a lake, with people still standing on the dock.
  • Beside the Bow River falls in Banff
  • Outside
  • In the back of a car in a hotel parking lot is probably up there.
  • trailer
  • Ferris Wheel
  • In a van outside my house.
  • A pup tent. Or a laundry room. It might be a tie.
  • In the middle of the street, just off whyte ave
  • Probably my first time, in a tent surrounded by my friends.
  • in a mosh pit
  • A hotel room, in a bed. Pretty boring.
  • In a gazebo at a friends party
  • Behind vending machine in the busy cafeteria right after lunch
  • In the jungle under a waterfall
  • Her place with her adult son in the next room. Awkward!
  • a hot tub
  • Change room at a store
  • There all interesting!
  • an underwater cave in Cuba
  • During a 24-hour playwriting competition.
  • In a car on the side of a busy highway.
  • VW van.
  • in the middle of a huge field,,,,,
  • The Bay change room.
  • On a professor's bed
  • Got sucked off in the back of a taxi cab
  • Couch
  • in a tent
  • Behind a taco stand in Mexico.
  • Toronto City Hall on the archway looking over Ice Rink it was winter but not that cold
  • The alley beside Alahambra Used Books
  • on whyte ave
  • Fancy hotel swimming pool at night;
  • I had a quickie in the stairwell of a hockey rink at a rec center with my ex.

 

Share your most memorable “walk of shame.”
  • Went home with some guy from bar. During sex i said another guy's name which was awkward.The there was a knock on the door who happened to be the guys GF, so i had to gather all my clothes hide in the spare room til she left. Then he came back and wanted to continue, I was like as if bud. Left the house realizing I had no idea where i was, no phone, and looked like hell. Cant even remember how i got home from that.
  • Had sex with a stripper in her parents' basement. Walked all the way home at 3am — took me over an hour!
  • flirting with a girl, taking her to the room and making out, finding out she was underage, leaving and running into her mom at the door.
  • No
  • I've never walked in shame. I have engaged in a stride of pride.
  • Getting too drunk and fingering a chick way too young for me at a bar
  • I never feel shame.
  • In my bar years I hooked up with a friend of a friend. Had to drive her home after, to her boyfriend and kid. On the way back from that I fielded calls from friends about how I was a dirtbag for letting her cheat. Had to tell them all off because no-one mentioned her being in a relationship all night. Not even her. Not even while we were getting hands on in front of everyone. Many openings no-one said anything.
  • Walking out from behind a vending machine in the busy cafeteria right after lunch
  • None
  • Shame is not in my sexual or personal vocabulary.
  • I've never done anything I would consider a walk of shame. I have no shame.
  • Didn't realize my ex's roommate was home when we had a rather loud morning session. We opened the door afterward and there he was, sitting in the rocking chair, pretending not to have heard all that he'd heard.
  • We played around a bit but he didn't want to do anything besides make out, so we agreed to just go to bed and cuddle. What he didn't mention was that his long-haired cat would be joining us on the pillow. In the morning I went to put on my shoes and the fucking cat had chewed through the laces. He didn't apologise, but I gave up and just threw them on and left for the streetcar.
  • Once I woke up naked in Ft Mac. And couldn't find my clothes. But eventually I did find them. So I was able to try to deny everything
  • Shame? Why bother?
  • The morning after Halloween, walking home to Garneau from Jasper, wearing a fuzzy sexy polar bear costume.
  • In the middle of a good bang, we were young and her mother walk in and freak out. She stood there after pulling blanket off an having to dress well she scream for me to get out. Then down the stairs were three or four people were standing.
  • i had a three way at one of the girls moms house. the next morning the mom comes in the room thinking her daughter was alone. it was uncomfortable at first but by the time i left the house her mom was telling her she should date me.
  • INterestingly, nothing lik this happened to me before.
  • Sauntering down Whyte in the staggering heat.I stopped for lunch and then wandered around Chapters a bit. Didn't even notice the beard-scratch all over my face and exposed chest or that my hair was basically matted until I got home and finally looked in a mirror.

 

Tell us about your fetish
  • Love Prince Albert piercings
  • Crossdressing and bisexuality. Being held close and tenderly.
  • No
  • I like the idea of watching, and being watched. One of the reasons I want to find an adventurous couple to invite in.
  • I absolutely love rimming.
  • Butch lesbians
  • I like to be watched. I like people to know I'm having sex. I like to see other people having sex. Having a member of a threesome sit back and watch really gets me going. I've had sex with women while their husbands or boyfriends sit back and watch. It's amazing.
  • I love cumming all over the girl. Also I am fascinated by girl's asses.
  • None
  • BDSM Sensory deprivation Roleplay Edging Asphyxiation Power play
  • A man or woman taking on the total look of the opposite of their gender.
  • For months I asked my boyfriend not to pee in the shower with me there, and then one night we were talking about it, and the dam broke. I told him to follow me upstairs, got in the tub naked, unzipped his pants and asked him to piss all over me. We've done it a couple times since then.
  • Feet in the air
  • Threesomes or group
  • mouths, tongues
  • I like men who are lily-white and sweet and make me feel predatory. I like women with nicer boobs than mine and long hair. I don't know if that counts as a fetish.
  • Bums all shapes and sizes
  • Golden showers (peeing on a willing partner).
  • oiled up women. oily sex is great sex guarenteed
  • Which one? Bondage? Domination? Sex with several girls?
  • I like to spank bums until they are red and luscious with welts raising and bruises. Then I like to kiss them better.
  • Chest hair turns me on like crazy.

 

Which actor would you have sex with?
  • Johnny Depp or Colin Firth when he played Mr. Darcy in Pride & Prejudice.
  • Megan Fox (such a cliche, but her body is amazing)
  • Johnny Depp
  • Selma Hayek
  • Christina Hendricks
  • mark walberg
  • Lots. Leo Di, Ryan Gosling, James Franco.
  • Jake Gyllenhaal circa Donnie Darko.
  • Hugh Jackman and his abs.
  • Jenny shimizu
  • Jennifer Lawrence
  • Michael Pitt
  • David Tennant
  • Christina Hendricks
  • mariska hargitay
  • Nikita – Maggie Denise Quigley
  • Chris Pine, Milo Ventimiglia, Michael Rosenbaum, Robert Downey Jr., Chris Evans, Jeremy Renner, Scarlett Johansson, the list could go on, a better question is who wouldn't I?
  • Nastassja Kinski
  • daniel craig – bob geldoff if you call him an actor
  • Just one?!
  • Jeremy Renner
  • ryan gosling
  • Hayden Christensen.
  • Elisha Cuthbert. Ellen Page
  • Ryan Renolds. I heard once laughing before you hit the sheets helps increase pleasure.
  • Benedict Cumberbatch
  • Evanna Lynch
  • Ryan Kwantlen and Joe Manganiello
  • Joseph Gordon-Levitt
  • Laura Prepon
  • Judi Dench
  • scarlett johanson
  • Steve McQueen
  • Actors aren't real, I would sooner fuck a rubber doll.
  • Bryan Cranston.

 

Which actor would you never have sex with?
  • nicholas cage
  • Sarah Jessica Parker
  • Very few of them.
  • seth rogan
  • Any female… except perhaps Eliza Dushku.
  • Zach Galifinakis
  • Rosie o'donnel
  • John Cleese
  • Steve Buscemi
  • Richard Gere
  • Tom Cruise
  • Gary Busey
  • Oprah
  • Samuel L Jackson, Viggo Mortensen, and more.
  • Jack Black
  • George Clooney
  • johnny depp
  • Bronson Pinchot
  • anne hathaway
  • Paris Hilton
  • The man who plays Peter Pettigrew in Harry Potter
  • Corey Feldman
  • Channing Tatum.
  • Woopie
  • helena bonham carter
  • Ryan Gosling.
  • The guy on the Sham Wow infomercials

 

Which musician would you have sex with?
  • young bob dylan
  • Chris Martin, Coldplay
  • Nelly Furtado
  • Siouxsie Sioux
  • Katy Perry seems like she'd be kinky.
  • bruno mars
  • Perry Ferrel, Ellie Goulding, Any of the Mumfords.
  • My boyfriend is a musician! Sort of. He has a banjo
  • Katie sketch
  • That girl from Paramore
  • Marilyn Manson
  • Lady Gaga
  • Shirley Manson
  • Ani Difranco
  • Robyn
  • Jennifer Lopez
  • Josh Groban
  • chris brown
  • Debbie Harry
  • Where do I start? Johnny Depp is a musician….I'll start with him.
  • ani difranco and Josh todd from Buck Cherry
  • Sarah McLachlan / Carrie Brownstein
  • Sam Roberts
  • julian casablancas
  • jason wade
  • That guy from Bedouin Soundclash.
  • Allanis Moriset. Sheryl Crow
  • ALL THE MUSICIANS!
  • Chris Young
  • Yolandi from Die Antwoord
  • Jake Spears
  • Bahamas
  • Neko Case
  • Dolly Parton
  • Mick Jagger circa 1965
  • Dave Hill! (My Twitter-crush/ singer and guitarist from band-I-don't-quite-like, Valley Lodge)

 

Which musician would you never have sex with?
  • lil wayne
  • Anyone in ACDC. AND BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN
  • Mick Jagger's pretty old and weird.
  • Kid Rock
  • John Mayer
  • Any country artist
  • Dallas Green
  • Many…The guy from nickel back
  • Keith Richards
  • Tom Waits
  • Weird Al
  • Ozzy
  • Meatloaf
  • Queen Latifa
  • Lars Ulrich
  • Justin Bieber
  • David Bowie
  • The racist/misogynist ones!
  • Axel Rose, Gene Simmons
  • Anyone from GWAR
  • Anyone who was doing coke in the 80s.
  • Madge.
  • kd lang
  • Chris brown; or any teen boy band.
  • Selena Gomez
  • Anyone from Nickelback
  • Courtney Love
  • Enya
  • Tom Waits. Too kinky
  • Adam Levine

 

Which fictional character would you have sex with?
  • Wolverine
  • tuxedo mask from sailor moon
  • Jessica Rabbit
  • Batman
  • Vampira
  • Oh, I don't know… let's say Catwoman. She seems like she'd take control, and have some fun with you.
  • colossus from xmen
  • Mr. Darcy from Pride and Prejudice
  • Augustus Waters,
  • He-man
  • Misty from Pokemon
  • The Punisher
  • The Doctor
  • Velma
  • Batwoman
  • Hawkeye, Captain James T Kirk, Spock, Tony Stark, Natasha Romanoff
  • Darth Vader
  • Agent Pegasus from Johnny English Reborn
  • Only real people interest me….better than the one dimensional character as written.
  • buffy the vampire slayer
  • Yorick Brown from Y the Last Man
  • prince eric from little mermaid
  • Cedric Diggory.
  • Xzeena warrior princes
  • Barney Stinson. I have a feeling it would be Legen- wait for it- dary.
  • Scooby Doo.
  • Thor
  • Kip, a character from The English Patient
  • Any of the guys on the trek in The Dharma Bums
  • Jean Gray from X-men
  • Little Red Riding Hood is soooo hot…
  • Dr. Frank-N-Furter

 

What’s an appropriate sex slogan for you?
  • Let's have some fun together. 😀
  • Get it while it's hot.
  • Butts!
  • Lady in the streets, freak in the sheets!
  • A Horse Cock with No Name
  • I cum, i see, i conquor
  • I'll try anything once!
  • Lets give it a try!
  • Everything goes
  • All inclusive
  • I just want sex
  • Aww C'mon. Please!!!
  • Have sex often & always keep the FUN in it.
  • Life must be lived as play.
  • First as tragedy, then as fantasy.
  • I'm a morning person. I always wake up Sunny side up if you know what I mean (;)
  • Let's have fun
  • I guess…
  • “The least sexy, most of the time.”
  • No pain, no gain.
  • Always looking
  • I'll try anything. Several times, preferably.
  • if you aint sweatin youre doing it wrong
  • Welcome to My Hood (ft. the Clitoris)
  • Fun and cum! Enjoy
  • Have dick, will travel.
  • “Good sex is like good bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.” -Mae West

 

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