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1)        
Have you ever been on a blind date?

  Straight Male

Gay Male

Bi Male Straight Female Gay Female Bi Female

Yes, and it went well

21%

23%

18%

14%

41%

9%

Yes, and it was a disaster

12%

29%

11%

19%

16%

23%

No

66%

48%

71%

67%

43%

68%

What happened on your
blind date?

The guy couldn’t keep it
up for more than a few minutes, used up all my condoms as by the time he got
them on he’d gone limp again. It tested the limits of my politeness not to
throw him out. My grandparents set it up. I think that’s enough
said.

A mutual friend set us
up. I picked him up and he was moderately unattractive but i was willing to
give it a shot. However, all he wanted to talk about, and seemingly was able
to talk about, was fixing up his car. I pretended to send a text message at a
red light but actually set my phone alarm for 4 minutes ahead in time and
when it went off I pretended it was my roommate calling who was sadly locked
out of our place who I had to go rescue. So I quickly and quietly took him
back to his place and went for a veggie burger.

A really bad match, it
lasted for about 30 minutes. She hated everything I liked—smoking, beer
and golf

The chemistry was so good
that we ended up at her house only an hour after meeting. And can I say Oh.
My. God. Best fuck I’ve had in a long time. But it turns out we have nothing
in common. Doesn’t mean we still can’t have fun though.

He was a pig, kissed like
a grouper fish while trying to force his hand down my pants. He then got
absolutely hammered and puked in the back seat of the car most of the way
home. Thanks for letting me re-live the evening here.

I ended up having to work
late so instead of just the two of us, we met up with some other friends at a
bar. They all did mushrooms before I got there and the guy just ended up
calling me Barbie girl all night and every time I saw him after that. Other
blind date disasters range from typical grabby hands to stalker-esque creep
shows.

Just my luck it had to be
someone that I went to high school with. He was so nervous and scared because
we knew each other. It worked to my advantage though as I did not have to pay
for a damn thing. Ha!

It was a double date, my
buddy trying to set me up with his girlfriend’s friend. She was three years
younger, and our date was literally the highschool prom. I was awkward and
shy, got a kiss goodnight, and was home and in bed by 12:30. I found out the
next day that she gave my buddy a BJ after his girlfriend passed out (after
sex) at their hotel room. I didn’t believe him at the time, but it was
probably true.

Let’s just say that after
flirting with me all week long and suckering me into buying her dinner a
couple of times, she started blowing me off. This is not the first time this
has happened, either!

It seems from the
percentages that a blind date going well versus badly is about even, If that
is the case, why do all these stories seem to be about the date from hell.
Where are the happy, we’re in love stories? I guess those are just
plain boring.

 

 

 

2)        
Have you ever done something sexual worthy of pissing off your
god?

  Straight Male

Gay Male

Bi Male Straight Female Gay Female Bi Female

Yes

34%

36%

47%

35%

50%

23%

No, I’m pure and clean

18%

7%

13%

15%

15%

17%

No, I’m not religious

48%

58%

40%

50%

35%

60%

What was worth going to
hell for?

Chocolate pool party with
a girlfriend and two other guys!

In the past this was a
concern, now I could answer that I’m not religious. However, when I was still
religious I had my first FFM threesome. Considering how naive and fundamental
I was, it was quite the departure—and only a taste of things to
come.

Let’s see: sleeping with
several of a girlfriend’s best friends; having consensual oral sex with a
girl under 18 and 10 years my minor; several counts of sexual
infidelity.

I’m Catholic.
Everything I do is worthy of hell.

Whacking off to old Traci
Lords videos. She was all of 16 or 17 while filming them. Therefore,
pedophilia.

I had intercourse in a
branch of the Canadian Cancer Society. We started out on the floor of the
bathroom, but moved into the wig room as there was a couch.

Fooled around with my
sister when we were younger.

I was 17 and casually
(well, for me it was) dating a girl when I spent the summer away working. I
wound up hooking up with the girl who would become a serious gf. Long story
short, not only did I NOT have the balls to break up with my gf over the
phone, I spent the entire summer exploring (and broadening) my sexual
horizons (sometimes several times a day). I also had time to ponder the
question, “can Christians do oral and anal before marriage and not spend the
rest of eternity in hell?”

Where to start?
Masturbating in church, leaving cum stains on the bathroom door/floor at
church, checking out/hitting on my pastor… I’ll stop now for fear of
going to hell and then some.

Masturbated in a
monastery church when I was sixteen.

Even if I only burn a
year for every time I’ve masturbated I think I’d be in for eternity.
Depending on your religion I’m sure I could also be sent down below for being
totally into other guys, randomly making out with girls and making out with
people that I didn’t really want to. That last one might be more of the “own
personal hell” sort of deal though.

Let’s just say I’m sure
the number of times I’ve jerked off in a typical month this past year has
sent many a cute kitten to God’s Kingdom.

Wow, I feel like a
catholic priest hearing all these confessions. Okay, to all of you who have
sinned, do five Hail Mary’s and go down on your partner. Ahhh, the
world is a better place.

 

 

 

3)        
Of the following people, whom would you be MOST interested in screwing if you
had the opportunity?

  Straight Male

Gay Male

Bi Male Straight Female Gay Female Bi Female

Person significantly older than you

17%

26%

11%

21%

15%

23%

Person significantly younger than you (but over 18)

47%

35%

45%

24%

10%

17%

Person significantly heavier than you

1%

3%

0%

3%

16%

4%

Member of the gender opposite to whom you are predisposed
(bisexuals, uh, do not answer this choice, I guess)

4%

10%

16%

35%

21%

25%

Transvestite

2%

3%

8%

0%

14%

11%

Person of another race

29%

23%

24%

18%

24%

20%

Before we get into
people’s explanations, check out these numbers. Guys seem to like the
young-uns. It reminds me of the line from Dazed and Confused, “I
love girls in high school because no matter how old I get, they stay the same
age”. Are guys such dirty old men? I suspect so. Also, how is it that
bisexual people can choose gender opposite to whom they are predisposed?
Isn’t that sort of the definition? Gay women sure got our attention.
They were the most likely to choose larger people and transvestites. (I
wonder how they would react if they saw a fat chick with a dick.) Here is a
breakdown of what people answered based on the category they fit in. Plus,
for extra entertainment, read the opinion of the person we really pissed of
with this question. Sorry!

Straight
Males

Because screwing a
pregnant girl wasn’t in the list.

Because I’ve never had
sex with an asian chick

Some Japanese girls are
really hot, and I love Germans….

I enjoy youthful sex,
even though I have enjoyed making love to women older than myself. Often the
women my age or older have neither the stamina nor the same desire for
frequent sex that I have.

Not really interested in
a long term relationship with someone younger (I think older women are
hotter) but would just like to be with someone who is young and inexperienced
with a tight/hot bod.

I know that an older
chick can teach me a thing or two, and that they are usually pretty
uninhibited. I like being told exactly what pushes their buttons

Because I like fucking
older chicks (not too old)

Sex with a transexual
would be a real turn on as I use a dildo on myself but am not turned on by
guys at all.

Still being a virgin at
28, I feel as if I’ve lost out on my sexual youth. Women in their early 20s
are usually in their best shape and in good health, who wouldn’t want to have
sex with anyone in that age category?

There’s this chick that
comes into my work that must be pushing 50 but she’s got the hottest body so
I’d love to do her.

University
girls just discovering themselves and their sexuality—need I say
more?

Gay
Male

Process of elimination:
old fat people are gross, and I don’t do chicks, even ones with dicks. That
leaves inter-racial and younger than me. Both would be hot, but when it comes
down to it, we are a youth obsessed society and I am no different.

As a gay man, it’s mostly
caucasian guys that are on the menu. It’s nice to switch it up with Latinos,
Asians, Middle Eastern and the hard-to-find black man.

Definitely not interested
in older guys. I’m really slim, so heavy dudes don’t turn me on at all. Pussy
is just icky. I’m not attracted to transvestites. I’d be fine with someone
from another race and I’ve done that already, but at 23 with people younger
than me and over 18, that’s pretty much what I do anyway.

Bi
Male

I said transvestite
because it’s the only one on that list I haven’t fucked yet.

Straight
Women

I used to fantasize about
my much older neighbor plowing me when I was 15, I guess that fantasy still
lingers with me

Because lately I keep
meeting people 9 or 10 years younger, and they are so much fun and such
cuties even if they’re not very emotionally intelligent. But if you get it
six times during the course of one night’s sleepover, who cares!

Young guys can screw like
stallions.

Because the person is the
type I am looking for to have a long-term relationship with. Because of the 9
year age difference and where they are in life and because I want a
relationship and not just sex it’s not worth it. I know I would become
attached.

I’ve always wondered what
it would be like having sex with another chick, but I’m not willing to go
through the whole emotional thing just to see what it’s like.

I love blonde, chubby
girls

Cougar
syndrome.

Gay
Women

I want to experience an
asian very badly

Bi
Women

Older men turn my crank
for some reason. I’ve always had crushes on a high school teacher, a college
professor, Harrison Ford, and so on.

Hello? Person of another
race goes right after transvestite? What the FUCK? Are we still living in
segregation? Have we started segregating? What is a “race” anyway? Are you
talking about monkeys (and I mean literal monkeys, not just a bad name for
people whose ancestors are from Africa)? Or are we talking about the “race”
that is a “racist” term for people from different ethnicities, as if we can
even make absolute distinctions about a person’s ethnicity. Anybody who’s
lived in Canada for more than three or four generations probably has no proof
of his / her ethnic (or “racial”) purity, similarly in the States, similarly
in Europe. Change this question: it is offensive.

 

 

 

4)        
Of the following people, whom would you be LEAST interested in screwing if
you had the opportunity?

  Straight Male

Gay Male

Bi Male Straight Female Gay Female Bi Female

Person significantly older than you

10%

23%

13%

12%

16%

15%

Person significantly younger than you (but over 18)

2%

6%

13%

9%

14%

9%

Person significantly heavier than you

22%

23%

45%

31%

40%

37%

Member of the gender opposite to whom you are predisposed
(bisexuals, uh, do not answer this choice, I guess)

30%

26%

0%

6%

15%

5%

Transvestite

34%

23%

24%

42%

5%

31%

Person of another race

2%

0%

5%

0%

10%

2%

It seems for most people
anyone but a heavy person or a transvestite will do. Except for straight and
gay guys who are scared shitless of the opposite gender to whom gives them
wood. Wow, transvestites look like they’d have a field day in a lesbian
bar. Anyway, here are your opinions. We’re not breaking these ones down
because we think it is less applicable for this question.

When you say
“significantly older” I’m thinking “could be grandparents”, at which point
they are completely desexualized meat-sacks waiting to die. There’s no
attraction in that. Besides, it’d be like doing a deflated innertube, at
best.

Younger men just make me
want to smack them, and not in a good way. So immature and
annoying.

Because i find the thought of penises pointed in my direction rather
frightening.

I am very attracted to
women. Sex with a man simply does not draw my attention. Some curiosity in
having a threesome with another guy and a woman does not lead me to desiring
intimacy with a man.

I don’t think I would
find them attractive and I need to be attracted to them to have sex with
them. It would be the same with the person being older, heavier and opposite
sex.

Weight can be lost, girls
can be nice, transvestites are fine people, race isn’t an issues, but older
guys can be really creepy.

Incredible fear of the
cock.

Wrinkles and crap.
eww.

What if we had sex and he
had a heart attack while on top of me? I’m quite small and I could suffocate
and die if I couldn’t move him.

Because I cannot, due to
my genetic make-up, respect obese and overweight people. It is in my body! I
can’t help it! I’m, well, fat-dislike boned.

Crossing gender boundary
signals leads to my brain simply not seeing that person as a sexual entity.
It would be like trying to imagine having sex with wallpaper or a
refrigerator; these things simply aren’t sexual objects.

 

 

 

5)        
Your partner farts while you are performing oral sex.
You…

  Straight Male

Gay Male

Bi Male Straight Female Gay Female Bi Female

Keep going as if nothing has happened

17%

13%

5%

8%

5%

11%

Giggle a little but continue

29%

29%

34%

38%

36%

38%

Step away momentarily to let the air clear

32%

35%

24%

34%

20%

32%

Lose interest and stop completely

11%

10%

11%

9%

5%

5%

Bite down

2%

3%

8%

1%

0%

2%

I’m a virgin so I have no idea what I’d do

6%

0%

11%

6%

11%

5%

Other

4%

10%

8%

4%

23%

11%

Wow, it seems the vast
majority of will not let a little methane get between you a your
partner’s junk. That is commitment. We should have added to the
question, what if they sharted a little? We’ll see what your resolve is
like then. Guys seem much more likely to take a pass though. Not sure why,
but lets see what people told us.

Give him a belly-fart
then continue.

We’d both have to take a
breather from laughing so hard, then I would continue.

Inhale deeply and blow it
into their face!! Booya!!

Finish it off with my
fingers

It wasn’t during oral sex
but I had her legs over my shoulders and going at it, and she lets one go
that I swear made my sack sway to and fro. I was just gonna keep going after
a laugh but she was too embarrassed.

Giggle and stop, I’m sure
it was unintentional but I do not want to be down there. Still,no reason to
miss out on this opportunity. I’d make him play with my nipples and go down
on me and then we’d have sex. After a little blow up like that, I deserve
great foreplay and the sex just the way I want it

Already happened, and she
ran to the shower sobbing. I followed, and while she was under the shower
stream I started rimming her! Nearly drowned, but she appreciated my effort,
and showed it to me for the rest of the “date”

Return the
favor.

 

 

 

6)        
What film star (non adult/porn) gets you and your partner the most
aroused?

Wow, were we ever
overwhelmed by the amount of answers we got. In retrospect, we could probably
have guessed all these. This question, therefore, seems a little pointless.
We should have asked you what seeing these people on screen makes you do. Now
that would have been worth sending to these stars’ press people.
“Yes, Ms Beckinsale? Some guy in Edmonton rubs himself raw whenever one
of your movies is on Movie Central. Care to comment?”

Jake Gylenhall

Kate
Beckinsale

Maggie Cheung

Tom Welling

Keira
Knightley

Angelina Jolie

Katherine Moenig (Shane
from the L Word)

Tom Cruise

Scarlett
Johanson

Ryan Gosling.

Jessica Biel

Will Smith

Bill Murray.

James Spader

Jennifer Tilly

Milla Jovovich

Halle Berry

Natalie
Portman

Jennifer Lopez

Johnny Depp

Charlize
Theron

mmm… Hugh
Laurie

Viggo
Mortenson

Christina
Ricci

Eva
Menedez  

Jonathan Rhys
Meyers

Cillian
Murphy

Ryan Reynolds

Maggie
Ghyllhall

Ewan
Macgregor

Jason Statham.
RAWR!!!!

Denzel
Washington

Jared Leto. He’s so
beautiful!

Clive Owen!!! Me and my
boyfriend both have crushes on him

Christian
Bale

Scarlet
Johanson

 

 

 

7)         Where is the best place to find a
willing partner?

Morgentaler
Clinic

High School

At the bar

A swing club—find
more than one there!

Online.

Traveling overseas.
Canadian girls love to experience a piece of home when they’re abroad. Must
be the homesickness.

Laundromat

Supermarket, in the
condoms section

Outdoor Music
festival

 

 

 

8)        
Describe a time when you were not expecting to have sex but
did

We had so many answers
to this question we couldn’t fit them all in the paper. So here are
more.

My girlfriend was having
her period, and she was cramping very bad. I gave her a back massage, and she
really responded to it, so one thing led to another. That was also the only
time up to that point that we had unprotected sex; we are both monogamous,
both clean, and her period wasn’t very far along, so we felt it was safe, and
we kept at it. We fuck in the tub during this, so no mess to worry about, and
she loves it.

Went to a girl’s place,
thinking I was going to get it off with her, but her boyfriend was there when
we got there, so I slept upstairs with her other friend, and ended up
shagging her. It’s all good though, she was much nicer.

I met this guy outside
the water park and went and parked in a residential area to figure out what
we wanted to do at 3:30 in the morning. Next thing I know I was bouncing on
his lap in the passenger seat of my mother’s car!

I went out
with a male friend to help him pick up girls. He came back to my place to
sleep on my couch, and we were chatting when he said “You realize we’ll be
having sex tonight, right?” We spent all night, and the next morning, doing
just that. At noon we decided we had to stop, so we went out for coffee, and
since we hadn’t slept, he spilled it all over me. Before I was finished
laughing at him, he walked into a pole. I thought it was adorable, and a year
later we’re still together.

It was when I had gone
out to pick up a friend’s daughter (who was 19) after she had passed out at
one of her friends but did not want to call her parents. I dropped her off at
her house and her parents weren’t home. She REALLY needed help up the stairs
to her bedroom and that is when I found out she had planned this get together
for just her and I. While her parents were out for the night of
course.

I met a friend from high
school that I had not seen in years. We went out for coffee and started
flirting and ended up in the bathroom of the Second Cup we were at. We’re
still just friends but that was the hottest sex I had ever had!

I was out for a walk with
my boyfriend at night and we were walking through some woods. He grabbed my
zipper and just started sucking on my cock and I returned the
favour.

Was trying something
odd—vaginal beads—and I made her keep them in from the time we
left my place and got to hers and when we got there I figured we would just
fool around a little but instead she wanted me to take her virginity right
then on her parents bed

At parents farm, up
against a grain silo.

In the hallway outside
the bathroom while the kids were in the tub.

After I helped the girl I
was seeing at the time with some of her research (we were both grad
students), it was like a switch was flicked on—she let her hair down,
dimmed the lights at her place, and we proceeded to have the most explosive
sex I’ve ever had in my life. It was the way you would imagine it happening
in a porno flick, and it was amazing.

After a nice evening in
at mine with friends, everyone had left but one girl (let’s call her Jane,
who I had only met a few times) and a good friend of mine (let’s call her
Tara). Jane had gotten a ride with Tara that evening and was going to give
her a ride home as well. I was attracted to Jane, but never got any signs for
her that she was interested in me. When they got to the door to leave Jane
didn’t put on her shoes. I noticed this and thought it was a bit odd, but
didn’t say anything. Tara had put on hers and was waiting for Jane to do the
same. After some chit chat between us Tara finally got tired of waiting and
told Jane to put on her shoes. Jane, without looking at me and with cool
confident voice replied “I’m gonna stay the night”. As the door closed Jane
turned and looked at me with a wry smile and eyes full of anticipation. I
matched her smile and then she began to undress.

I went to a Student
Association year-end dinner party. There was a party in the college lounge
later, and they basically gave away booze because, well the bar would not be
operating till the next term. I went with a friend, and we joked around
telling everyone we were “dates”. Now, I’ve had a crush on this sickeningly
cute actor/singer/crooner extraordinaire for quite some time. But, he was in
a long-term relationship at the time, so I really was not expecting what
later happened. It took the entire night of us smoking pot, sneaking mickeys
and basically being attached at the hip before he dropped an alarming big
hint: a text message stating he was “dangerously attracted” to me that night.
After much more text messages, flirting and hints we stumbled back to his
dorm at around 6 am. I was exhausted because we started partying around 4,
but he was more than ready to go. He was super rough, and I was really into
it… but again, burned out and I wanted nothing more than to pass the fuck
out. I was TERRIBLE, and I had to deep throat his enormous fucking dick
because I had jokingly bragged about my skills earlier in the night. I
enjoyed it, but I feel confident in saying I was probably the worst lay he’s
ever had.

My ex and I left the bar
late and my car was parked around back in the lane. It was cold out so we let
the car warm up a bit and it was raining as well. We started kissing and
fooling around and things got a little out of hand and before you knew it we
were completely naked. Very soon after I was on top of him and having
intercourse. It was wild doing it like that in the car but it got crazy when
we noticed that there was a guy in a raincoat standing outside the car. We
kinda laid there for a sec then we wiped the window off so he could see
better and we went at it. I came so much so fast it was fucking amazing. He
gave us the thumbs up and walked away. We lay there and laughed our guts out.
The car was pretty warm by then so off we went home. We had the best sex
ever.

 

 

 

9)        
Tell us about a fantasy that you’ve realized in the last year, or one
you wish you had.

I would be laying on the
beach under the hot sun and this totally ripped guy come up to me and starts
to slowly kiss me, telling me to keep my eyes closed. Just trusting it, I go
with it—and Iend up in a relationship with the stud
afterwards.

An all-male orgy with a
couple classmates of mine.

I wanna have a girl lick
my pussy while my husband watches and jerks off all over the both of
us

Me, on the altar of San
Marco’s Cathedral in Venice, with a priest.

Messy sex with chocolate
and whipped cream.

I’ve always wanted to get
it on with an older man and also a university instructor (not necessarily my
own). This summer I took home a grad student from the university who was well
over a decade older than me. Two bird with one bone.

I would like to be
ravaged by a hot 50 year old man.

Came 11 times in a
24-hour period, 30 in a week. Not a fantasy. I’m a superstud, pure and
simple.

Getting a blowjob from a
cute perky little redhead I know (wishful thinking).

Bending over and spanking
the hot, red-headed colleague who worked in the office next to mine would
have been sublime.

Naked in the surf at
night in Hawaii, with a girl that I went on a trip there with (and was in
love with at the time).

 

 

 

10)      
What’s the oddest naughty dream you’ve ever had?

After reading a vintage
book on vacuum tubes from the US Navy, I had a dream that I was a radio
technician aboard ship during WWII in the pacific theater of operations.
Naturally I repaired radios and got fucked on all manner of bulkheads by hot
enlisted men with naval tattoos.

Making out with my
lesbian girlfriend in front of Voldemort, thinking it would stop him from
killing us. (It worked.)

Having sex on a church
altar (in my rage against the Catholic Church phase). It was only a
dream—never realized.

I think I once dreamed I
was a giant inflatable penis, slowly being drained of air by the pricking of
a hundred tiny pins below.

Dyking out with my aunt
in a car while my grandma watched. No lie—I showered for three hours
after that one.

Getting splooged on by a
cow

Sex with large throngs of
women, though I’m a gay man. Had multiple, extendible penises to pleasure
them all.

Orgy in the Detroit Red
Wings locker room (Stevie Y!)

Having sex with a member
of my family (a girl, my cousin)

Going to sleep thinking
how glad I was to be friends with somebody, and then having a wet dream about
having sex with them in one of the trailers from that Bjork movie.

A old man wanting to do
me up the ass

Oh, dear God, my dreams?
Aside from the usual? A particularly cruel dream that I had was once in which
I dreamt I forced my girlfriend to watch me fuck her sister.

Getting gang raped by
cops

I was engaging in
foreplay with Silken Laumen, the mannish Canadian kayaker—yikes! (she
had nice lats though).

I had a dream that my
girlfriend and her sister each had a bunch of clones and we had an orgy in
their parents’ room

Dreamt I could
self-felate. Boy was I disappointed when I woke up!

Me and two unicorns
fucked the shit outta my girlfriend.

Had sex with a motorcycle
that was shaped like a chick

That I was serving wine
naked at a party and everyone there was allowed to play with me, but I wasn’t
allowed to come

My dog eating me
out

Getting ganged by anime
characters and loving it. No, there weren’t any tentacles
involved…

I was jacking off to a
horse.

I recently had a sex
dream about Vladimir Putin. He was an impatient lover. I really wasn’t
satisfied.

Doing it with a
60-year-old janitor in a bathroom stall. Yeah, weird for a
lesbian.

 

 

 

11)      
Ever done anything worth writing a letter to Penthouse about? If so,
“Dear Vue Weekly, I never thought it would happen to
me…”

Back in high school I was
at a big co-ed sleepover in a friend’s basement. Not only did I have sex in
the same room as everyone (behind the bar), but I found out later that about
three other couples had sex that night in the same room as well!

I never thought it would
happen to me, but I was on a ferry crossing the Mediterranean with my
girlfriend and after a bottle of port, she was feeling hot. It was the middle
of the night, but we didn’t have a private cabin, so we were searching the
whole ship for some privacy. After almost half an hour of determining that
the bathrooms were too small and that unlocked doors don’t mean empty rooms,
she pulled me into the elevator and pushed the parking level button. Once at
the bottom, she hiked up her skirt, undid my pants and leapt up on me. I was
doing her against the wall, causing the whole elevator to rock. In fact, it
was rocking enough that we didn’t notice the elevator moving upward, nor the
sound of the door opening up to reveal the two shocked crewmen! They quickly
turned and headed for the stairs, while my gf was so embarrassed she pushed
me out and closed the doors! Now she loves the idea of the allure of being
caught.

No. Well, having a one
night stand with a Mexican army officer when I got trapped in the jungle.
That was sort of interesting.

3 am on a Saturday night,
trolling online adult forums. The lady half of a couple comes online looking
for guys to fuck at her house. It’ll be just her, her man, and me. Didn’t
expect that they’d pick me, but they did. It was fun, if a little freaky,
since the guy very much wanted to go down on me. Though we all had fun, I
wouldn’t recommend doing that to anyone (and I never did it again either).
You just don’t know what’s going to happen and stupidly, I was thinking with
my dick.

My first husband and I
were in the hot tub with his hot friend from work (male). Hubby asks friend
if he wants to have sex with me. Friend says “Hell ya” and we had a surprise
threesome. It was my birthday after all.

I was working as a bagboy
at the local IGA, and this MILF came through my till. “I bet my thirteen
year-old daughter would find you cute.” “Oh… oh yeah?” “Yep. She would
think you’re reallllly cute. I’m on my way to get her from soccer practice
right now.” “Need a hand out with those groceries?” “Yes, actually. I have a
bad… back.” We got out to her tiny Jeep, and she began leaning seductively
inside. “Oooh… I have lots of things… it’s going to be a tight fit.” As I
filled her vehicle, she stood to the side and watched. “You know, I had a
good idea. I would pay for a bagboy to come home with me. You know, in the
winter, when it’s all slippery…” I looked her in the eye and grinned.
“Lady, you wouldn’t have to pay me.”

My wife and I did 4
couples. The sex lasted hours and she was done by every cock in the
room.

My ex and I were driving
his cousin home from the bar one night and we were all feeling pretty good.
The ex started playing with me as he always did and I knew his cousin was
trying to watch from the back. The ex then started playing with his
cousin’s leg and pulled his hand farward so he could grab a hold of my
cock. His cousin made a flattering remark about it and my ex said we should
stop somewhere on the way home. We pulled into a quite residential area and
pulled over. We both climbed into the back seat (it’s not a big car)
and took our cloths off. It was fucking wild having a three some with his
younger cousin in the back seat. The car was so fogged up the windows were
just dripping. Mind you so were we, we had fun blowing each other and coming
all over the place. His cousin fucked him while we necked and giggled about
what was going on. I think we were worried about someone seeing us but then I
think that just heightens everything. We got dressed after that and drove
home. I guess that’s what you call kissin’ cousins.

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