Music

Quick Spins

Various
artists

Justin Time 25th
Anniversary Collection

Justin
Time

It’s jazz fucking shmazz

An impressive amount, but

Still jazz fucking shmazz

 



The Baseball
Project

Volume I: Frozen
Ropes & Dying Quails

Yep Roc

Baseball kind of sucks

The only thing more boring:

Singing ‘bout baseball

 


 

G Love &
Special Sauce

Superhero
Brother

Brushfire

He’s been peddling this

Peppy white guy blues-hop for 

Years, and he’s not stopping

 


 

G-Unit

Terminate On
Sight

Interscope

Progressive? Uh … nope

This gang bangin’ shit is tired

Like long haul truckin’

 


 

Garen

Health
Crisis

Independent

Humble dad makes good!

Yay! Garen, you did it!! Now,

Back to accounting!

 


 

Dirty Pretty
Things

Romance at Short
Notice

Mercury

 

Pete Doherty can

Suck a fart out of Carl’s ass!

Gross! but, kinda true!

 


 

Vancougar

Canadian
Tuxedo

Mint

 

Girly guitar pop

Like the Go-Go’s and Quatro

Good for eyes and ears

 


 

Three 6
Mafia

Last 2
Walk

Sony/BMG

 

These guys are clown-ish

Raymer glasses, vampire grillz?

Spewin’ forth nonsense

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