Music

QUICK SPINS

 

Sugarland
Love on the Inside

Mercury
Get ready to watch
Your drunk mom grinding to this
For the next 10 years

Giant Sand
ProVISIONS

Yep Roc
So when did Yep Roc
Become the recycle bin
For all things awesome?

David Banner
The Greatest Story Ever Told

Universal
Same old tired shit
Like community service
At the old folks home

Juliana Hatfield
How to walk away

Ye Olde Records
Pretty much perfect
Delightful singer, fine songs
Still quite boner-ish

Trapt
Only Through the Pain

Eleven Seven
It’s primo “Bear Rock”
Like the radio station
Not furry gay men

Lalah Hathaway
Self Portrait

Concord Music Group
R & B chanteuse
Makes an old school soulful slab
Sans vocal wanking

Mobadass
Island Rock

Independent
Pasteurized and clean
Rootsy Saskatoon reggae
It’s total gridlock!

Art of Fresh
Back to the Earth

Independent
Laid back hip hoppin’
A loungey space voyage
Emphasis on “laid”

Miley Cyrus
Breakout

Hollywood
Letter perfect pop
It smells like teenage cash flow
And old man nutsacks

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