Music

Quick Spins

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Playaz Circle
Supply & Demand
DTP

Same old shit! Same beats
Same rhymes, same photos with the
Same fake bricks of cash

 

 

Various Artists
Big Shiny Tunes 12
Universal

Shiny indeed from
Repeated applications
Of some turd polish!

 

 

Jonathan Kane
The Little Drummer Boy
Radium

The thin line between
Genius and irksome cunt
Just got way thinner

 

 

Jagged Edge
Baby Makin’ Project
Universal

Ladies, you will need
An epidural because
This shit is painful

 

 

Svartsot
Ravnenes Saga
Napalm

If Captain Tractor
Performed Danish death metal,
They’d still suck my ass

 

 

Aretha Franklin
Jewels in the Crown:
All-Star Duets with the Queen

Arista

Older cuts, sadly,
But she’s still got the chops to
Tear you a new one

 

 

Trapt
Live!
Eleven Seven

Good news: this live disc
Is as good as their others!
Bad news: see above.

 

 

This Is A Standoff
Be Excited
Independent

Yeah, Calgary sucks;
But they keep pumping out some
Pretty decent bands

 

 

Mustard Plug
In Black and White
Hopeless

Ska band bucks the trend;
Keeps me interested for
Most of the album

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