Music

Quick Spins

Rivers Cuomo
Alone: The Home Recordings
(Geffen)

Rich, famous weirdo’s
Basement tapes from when he was
Just a plain weirdo


Opeth
The Roundhouse Tapes
(Peaceville)

The only “roundhouse”
That interests me is a kick
To this fucker’s throat

 

Various Artists
WWE Raw Greatest Hits: The Music
(Columbia)

Ron can fire me …
I just ain’t paid enough to
Listen to this crap

 

The Autumn Offering
Fear Will Cast No Shadow
(Victory)

Grade eight poetry
Over truly bitchin’ riffs;
This is true metal

 

Godsmack
Good Times, Bad Times… Ten Years of Godsmack
(Universal Republic)

If there’s just one thing
These assholes can tell themselves,
At least they ain’t Creed

 

V/A
Disco Not Disco: Post Punk, Electro & Leftfield Disco Classics
1974-1986

(Strut)

Disco-punk orphans
Unloved, unwanted.. Now get
A little limelight

Ghostface Killah
The Big Doe Rehab
(Def Jam)

This shit is tighter
Than a colon full of beef.
But.. Uh.. Not that gross

Chaka Khan
Funk This
(Burgundy)

The perfect record
For a bubble bath and a
Bottle full of reds

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