Quick Spins

Rivers Cuomo
Alone: The Home Recordings

Rich, famous weirdo’s
Basement tapes from when he was
Just a plain weirdo

The Roundhouse Tapes

The only “roundhouse”
That interests me is a kick
To this fucker’s throat


Various Artists
WWE Raw Greatest Hits: The Music

Ron can fire me …
I just ain’t paid enough to
Listen to this crap


The Autumn Offering
Fear Will Cast No Shadow

Grade eight poetry
Over truly bitchin’ riffs;
This is true metal


Good Times, Bad Times… Ten Years of Godsmack
(Universal Republic)

If there’s just one thing
These assholes can tell themselves,
At least they ain’t Creed


Disco Not Disco: Post Punk, Electro & Leftfield Disco Classics


Disco-punk orphans
Unloved, unwanted.. Now get
A little limelight

Ghostface Killah
The Big Doe Rehab
(Def Jam)

This shit is tighter
Than a colon full of beef.
But.. Uh.. Not that gross

Chaka Khan
Funk This

The perfect record
For a bubble bath and a
Bottle full of reds

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