Oct. 09, 2007 - Issue #625: We’ve got an election!

Quick Spins

Haiku

Ben Lee
Ripe
New West

For fans of Ben Lee
It’s a nice hot steaming cup
Of same old, same old

 

Rebekah Higgs
Rebekah Higgs
Outside

Her come-hither voice
Oozes sex like a fat man
Oozes bacon grease

 

Night Wish
Dark Passion Play
Roadrunner

Theatric metal;
Great for those all-night online
Orc-slaying binges

 

Puddle of Mudd
Famous
Geffen

Cobain-esque shitfest,
Four jerks date-raping your ears,
You’ll pray for roofies!


 

James Blunt
All the Lost Souls
Atlantic

The chicks love this guy!
He’s the soft, fuzzy kitten
Of the rock roll world




Hangar 18
Sweep the Leg
World’s Fair

Way old school rappers
Kick ass like they’re some sort of
Ass-kicking machine


 

Loverboy
Just Getting Started
Rock Star

You can almost hear
Mike Ross cruise through Riverbend
Fist-pumping, “YESSSS, YESSSSSS”




Athlete
Beyond the Neighbourhood
Parlophone

Some catchy bits with
Chunks of dull shit, AKA
Chris Martin disease




Various Artists
The Kings of Electro
Rapster

Awesome! But, one prob:
You will need sacks of cocaine
To fully enjoy

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