Nov. 05, 2008 - Issue #681: Operation Filmmaker

Haikus: Quick Spins

Haikus: Quick Spins
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Burton Cummings

Above The Ground

Sony/BMG

 

National Treasure

That dense, glorious plumage 

should be on our flag
 

  

21 Tandem Repeats

No Junk Mail Please

Canada Lynx

 

Folk zombies go forth

Tear falls on Rheostat grave

Tielli eats brain

 

 

Shiny Toy Guns

Season of Poison

Universal Motown

 

Dark modern songsmiths

Quite fine if you like your rock

Glossy and gothy

 

 

Jedi Mind Tricks

A History of Violence

Templar

 

A giant phallus

Still relentlessly pumping 

Now I have headache

 

 

Suzie McNeil

Rock-n-Roller

Universal

 

If Hilary Duff

And Sheryl Crow mated ... Uh ...

I’d rent that movie

 

 

Travis

Ode to J Smith

Red Telephone Box

 

They never quite hit

Across the pond as they say

But this is “smashing”

 

 

K-Maro

Perfect Stranger

Warner

 

French Hip Hop star

Makes English disc, brags about

Size of his baguette

 

 

Hinder

Take it to the Limit

Universal Republic

 

Sad next-gen cock rock

Built for the arena and

Clinic waiting room

 

 

Wild Beasts

Limbo, Panto

Domino

 

Operatic kooks

Weave a dense surprising mess
Beguiling good times 

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