Quick Spins

Our faves of 2006

Michael Armstrong
Rockabye Baby! Lullabye Renditions of Nirvana
Baby Rock

And somewhere out there
A headless corpse is spinning
(I’m going to hell)

Lionel Richie
Coming Home

I hope this disc sells
So he can feed his daughter
A goddam sammich

Mötley Crüe
Carnival Of Sins Live

A vulgar display
Of gross overplaying and
Gross overeating

Dogme 95
The Reagle Beagle

Stoned dude’s bangin’ shit
And I’m all like, “Dude, what’s up?”
And he’s all like,”What?”

The Shine of Dead Electric Leaves
Six Degrees

This is as French as
A mime wearing a beret
Whilst surrendering

Josh Rouse
Bedroom Classics

Fine guitar folk-pop
Simon-ized for protection
And Garfunkled too

Randy Bachman & Burton Cummings
Bachman Cummings Songbook
Sony /BMG

All the biggest hits
From two of Canada’s most
Famous moustaches

The Triffids
Born Sandy Devotional Re-Release

The staying power
Of a 13-year-old boy
At Cheerleader camp

Penny Lang
Stone + Sand + Sea + Sky

Folk, the way it was
Before them dirty hippies
Got their hands on it

The Looks
Last Gang

Dance floor destroyers
Are droppin’ more fresh beats than
A one-armed grocer

The Bronx
The Bronx

High-octane rock with
More testosterone than a
Tour de France champ

George Jones and Merle Haggard
Kickin’ Out the Footlights … Again

Classic country songs
From when Big and Rich’s moms
Were pregnant and drunk

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