Music

Quick Spins

Our faves of 2006

Michael Armstrong
Rockabye Baby! Lullabye Renditions of Nirvana
Baby Rock

And somewhere out there
A headless corpse is spinning
(I’m going to hell)

Lionel Richie
Coming Home
Island

I hope this disc sells
So he can feed his daughter
A goddam sammich

Mötley Crüe
Carnival Of Sins Live
Motley

A vulgar display
Of gross overplaying and
Gross overeating

Dogme 95
The Reagle Beagle
Empyrean

Stoned dude’s bangin’ shit
And I’m all like, “Dude, what’s up?”
And he’s all like,”What?”

Cibelle
The Shine of Dead Electric Leaves
Six Degrees

This is as French as
A mime wearing a beret
Whilst surrendering

Josh Rouse
Subtitulo
Bedroom Classics

Fine guitar folk-pop
Simon-ized for protection
And Garfunkled too

Randy Bachman & Burton Cummings
Bachman Cummings Songbook
Sony /BMG

All the biggest hits
From two of Canada’s most
Famous moustaches

The Triffids
Born Sandy Devotional Re-Release
Domino

The staying power
Of a 13-year-old boy
At Cheerleader camp

Penny Lang
Stone + Sand + Sea + Sky
Borealis

Folk, the way it was
Before them dirty hippies
Got their hands on it

MSTRKRFT
The Looks
Last Gang

Dance floor destroyers
Are droppin’ more fresh beats than
A one-armed grocer

The Bronx
The Bronx
Island

High-octane rock with
More testosterone than a
Tour de France champ

George Jones and Merle Haggard
Kickin’ Out the Footlights … Again
Bandit

Classic country songs
From when Big and Rich’s moms
Were pregnant and drunk

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