Music

Quick Spins

Keshia Chanté
2U
Sony/BMG

Hot, black-ish chanteuse
Fires off more clichés than an
Acceptance speech! GAWD!!

Project Pat
Crook by da Book: The Fed Story
Sony/BMG

Sippin’ on the purp
And talkin’ the same old shit
That scares white people

Greenskeepers
Polo Club
OM

Jokey dance pop-rock
Just interesting enough
To make me say “meh”

Favourite Sons
Down Beside Your Beauty
Vice

Is this one of those
“It’s great cuz it’s so bad” things?
If so, then it’s great!

Drake Bell
It’s Only Time
Universal/Motown

Cuddly boy popster
Girls scream as Drake unleashes
Sunshine enema

Eva Avila
Somewhere Else
Sony/BMG

Canuck Idol champ
Same old crap; modern beats with
Vocal wankery

Nanci Griffith
Ruby’s Torch
Rounder

Geriatric pap
This is killing me softly
No, seriously

Tech N9ne
Everready
Strange Music

There’s something wrong with
A fat dude dressed up like an
Evil negro clown

Clinic
Visitations
Domino

OH THANK GOD! CLINIC
After this week’s batch of discs
This soothes like a balm

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