Music

Quick Spins

Fink
Biscuits for Breakfast
NinjaTune

Cool or not, this here
Harry Connick croonery
Makes me want to puke

The Remote
Too Low to Miss
Global Underground

This disc confused Mike,
Our pudgy designer who’s
Stuck in the ‘80s

Sparklehorse
Dreamt For Light Years in the Belly of a Mountain
Capitol

It’s that same old shit;
Tinkly scraping croakery
That I love so much

George Jones and Merle Haggard
Kickin’ Out the Footlights … Again
Bandit

Classic country songs
From when Big and Rich’s moms
Were pregnant and drunk

Red Ram
Stars Ablaze
Independent

Some kooky yarling
With 808 clappin’ beats …
I guess I like this

Moby
The Very Best Of Moby
V2

When I hear Moby
I think: how did this dildo
Get so fucking huge?

Me First and the Gimme Gimmes
Love Their Country
Fat Wreck Chords

Old-school country tunes
Sung in an old-school punk way
Simple—and it works

Daryl Hall and John Oates
Home for Christmas
U-Watch

‘Tis the season for
Washed-up douchebags to cash in
Baby Jeebus cries

Elephant Island
Monument
indie

Gentle, rootsy pop
Just interesting enough
To keep you awake

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