Music

Quick Spins

?Elefant
The Black Magic Show
Hollywood

Pleasing enough… Yet…
This old British archetype
Needs a fucking nap

 

Islands
Return to the Sea
Equator

Obtuse pop serves up
Cranial calisthenics
For audiophiles

 

Gil Mantera’s Party Dream
Bloodsongs
Fat Possum

Modern rock singer
Ruins crafty programming
With pure vocal cheese

 

Luisito Quintero
Percussion Maddness
Rapster

Not to be confused
With the rockin’ pneumonia
Or jungle fever

 

Giant Drag
Hearts and Unicorns
Kickball

I love this album
Like a fat man loves sausage
Deep fried in butter!

 

Various Artists
Headbangers Ball: The Revenge
Roadrunner

I ain’t paid enough
To even take the shrink-wrap
Off this stink nugget

 

Van Hunt
On The Jungle Floor
Capitol

Like good, old school Prince
Without the purple jumpsuit
Or hieroglyphics

 

Plastic Japanese Toys
Glitterati
Moonbabe

Fast, sloppy and fun
Fitting, too, as all their songs
Are about fucking

 

Albert Lee
Road Runner
Sugar Hill

Old guitar hero
Wastes talents on schmaltzy songs
And bad blues rip-offs V

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