Music

Quick Spins

 

Various Artists
This Is Metal (Magick)

Has-beens rub shoulders
With never-wases on this
Metal poop-ganza

 

Knucklehead
The New Black List (Stumble)

Clash rip-off? Homage?
Hey, whatever helps these guys
Get to sleep at night

 

Lindsay Lohan
A Little More Personal (RAW) (Casablanca)

Bulimic teen queen
Needs you to buy her record
Them boob-jobs ain’t cheap

 

Rammstein
Rosenrot (Universal)

German goth-rockers
Scream crazy jibber-jabber
Fun and unnerving

 

Delia Gonzalez & Gavin Russom
The Days Of Mars (DFA)

Like Wendy Carlos;
Sci-fi synths, but with way less
Gender confusion

 

Maximum Joy
Unlimited (1979-1983) (Crippled Dick Hot Wax)

A classic, perhaps
But I find slap bass and sax
Quite irritating

 

Carrie Underwood
Some Hearts (Arista)

Hot Idol winner
Belts it out for her main man
Yeah, you guessed it… GOD

 

Scratch Massive
Naked (Chateau Rouge)

A slammin’ mix of
Pumpin’ dancey tracks for you
To slam and pump to.

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