Music

Quick Spins

 

Burdocks
What We Do Is Secret
(Black Mountain)

Bellow it out loud:
These Haligonians rule!
Their secret is skill

 

Various Artists
Club Flamenco
(Universal)

Kids spout gibberish
Over shitty rumba beats
As fun as it sounds

 

Weevil
Drunk on Light
(Wichita)

Glitchy downtempo
For breezy suburban trips
Into deep, dark woods

 

Wendy Carlos
Rediscovering Lost Scores: Volume One
(East Side Digital)

Really creepy stuff!
Like a backrub from grandma,
But with polymoog

 

Hanne Hukkelberg
Little Things
(Leaf)

Cute li’l pixie girl
Likes rainbows ’n’ unicorns
’N’ puppies ’n’ shit

 

The Redwalls
De Nova
(Capitol)

Slutty rock swagger
À la Bowie and T. Rex
In tight, tight trousers

 

Ringo Starr
Choose Love
(Koch)

Beatles are dying
From most talented on down
Starr lives forever!

 

Claudia DiNatale
The Little Things
(Under the Radar)

Yet another case
Of someone with much talent
Singing shitty songs

 

Kelly Osbourne
Sleeping in the Nothing
(Sanctuary)

Yet another case
Of someone with no talent
Singing shitty songs

 

Coldplay
X&Y
(EMI)

Your kid’s named Apple?
Sounds like someone’s pretense knob
Goes to 11!

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