Music

Quick Spins

Alan Parsons Project
The Essential Alan Parsons Project
Sony/BMG

Dr Evil’s band!
But after Eye in the Sky
The pickin’s are slim

Alabama Thunderpussy
Open Fire
Relapse

Wickedly old school
Priest, Maiden and Motörhead
Nod in approval

MC Mario
Mixdown 2007
Sony/BMG

And if there were an
Asshole national anthem,
Then this would be it

Various Artists
Catch and Release Soundtrack
Legacy

Well I’ll be jiggered …
A soundtrack that doesn’t suck
Flying pigs rock out

Various Artists
Grammy Nominees 2007
Grammy Recordings

Bunch of last year’s songs
That you either have, don’t want
Or are just sick of

Joakim
Monsters & Silly Songs
!K7

Goes from dance floor gold
To rambling noise jams quicker
Than you can say “wha?”

Jen Militia
Berlin Boot Camp
Independent

Hard rock, rap and funk!
The holy trinity of
Everything I hate

Therion
Gothic Kabbalah
Nuclear Blast

Operatic Goths
Pump out farcical metal
Comedy album

Funkstörung
Appendix
!K7

Glitchy bleeps ‘n’ bloops
They totally nailed the bleeps
But phoned in the bloops

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