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May. 16, 2012 - Issue #865: Road Trips

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Dark Shadows

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A pale reflection of Tim Burton's past, Dark Shadows is a pretty anemic vampire flick, a creature-feature comedy without bite. It begins with a fairly unimaginative Gothic backstory. Barnabas Collins (Johnny Depp) is a man of 1770s Maine, cursed by the witch Angelique (Eva Green) into becoming an immortal vampire after he rejects her. Unburied two centuries later, he strives to restore his family's fishing-cannery fortune, but Angelique can't let go of her unrequited love.

There's much more bloody potential here for dark comedy (and shaded emotions) than we're lightly spattered with. The counter-culture-clash of 18th-century bloodsucker and the trippy-hippie '70s is only tickled for a few laughs ... nothing artery-deep. From the new governess (Bella Heathcote) whose childhood's far too disturbing to the bland matriarch (Michelle Pfeiffer), most characters are overstuffed or underused. Dark Shadows offers no zany flourishes, dashing touches or striking shots. The director of Beetlejuice and writer of A Nightmare Before Christmas needed to go back two decades and conjure up the black-humour magic of those movies.

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