Week of December 19, 2007, Issue #635
MUSIC
Quick Spins
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One Republic
Dreaming Out Loud
Interscope
So many bands to
Blindly follow and copy;
So few testicles
Saves the Day
Under the Boards
Vagrant
They’ve done their homework;
A good mix of new-school rock
And cranial pop
Method of Destruction
Red, White and Screwed
Index
OMPDM:
Old-school Metal for People
That Despise Music
Art of Dying
Art of Dying
Thorny Bleeder
More tired than a
Fort Mac “massage therapist”
On a long weekend
Latin Bitman
DJ Bitman
Nacional
This shit has been done
More times than your mom and yet
Is still quite pleasing
Birdman
5 Star Stunna
Cash Money
The Cash Money crew
Pumps out more shits than New York’s
Vast sewer system
The-Dream
Love/Hate
Def Jam
A hook-laden dose
Of modern playa soul that
I’m too white to get
Mongrels
Oshawa
WeirdBeard
Epic riffage with
Grace Slick being ripped in half!
Only waaaaaaaaaaaaaaay better
Kris Demeanor
The Guilt & The Shame—Tales of the Canadian West
Independent
Is it indie rap
Or spoken word with music?
Either way, ‘tis good!