Week of October 10, 2007, Issue #625
MUSIC
Quick Spins
Ben Lee
Ripe
New West
For fans of Ben Lee
It’s a nice hot steaming cup
Of same old, same old
Rebekah Higgs
Rebekah Higgs
Outside
Her come-hither voice
Oozes sex like a fat man
Oozes bacon grease
Night Wish
Dark Passion Play
Roadrunner
Theatric metal;
Great for those all-night online
Orc-slaying binges
Puddle of Mudd
Famous
Geffen
Cobain-esque shitfest,
Four jerks date-raping your ears,
You’ll pray for roofies!
James Blunt
All the Lost Souls
Atlantic
The chicks love this guy!
He’s the soft, fuzzy kitten
Of the rock roll world
Hangar 18
Sweep the Leg
World’s Fair
Way old school rappers
Kick ass like they’re some sort of
Ass-kicking machine
Loverboy
Just Getting Started
Rock Star
You can almost hear
Mike Ross cruise through Riverbend
Fist-pumping, “YESSSS, YESSSSSS”
Athlete
Beyond the Neighbourhood
Parlophone
Some catchy bits with
Chunks of dull shit, AKA
Chris Martin disease
Various Artists
The Kings of Electro
Rapster
Awesome! But, one prob:
You will need sacks of cocaine
To fully enjoy